Local Pothole Officially Granted 'Historical Landmark' Status After 12 Years

After surviving 12 city administrations, residents say the pothole on Government Street deserves its own zip code. Mayor's office claims it's 'part of the charm.'

After surviving 12 city administrations, residents say the pothole on Government Street deserves its own zip code. Mayor's office claims it's 'part of the charm.'

Following another round of severe flooding, officials insist it's not a drainage problem but rather 'water-based transportation innovation.' Kayaks now tax-deductible.

Extensive research reveals single driver responsible for daily I-10 gridlock. Citizens demand his license plate and Spotify playlist for review.
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