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Local Pothole Officially Granted 'Historical Landmark' Status After 12 Years

By Staff WriterNovember 23, 20253 min read
Local Pothole Officially Granted 'Historical Landmark' Status After 12 Years

After surviving 12 city administrations, residents say the pothole on Government Street deserves its own zip code. Mayor's office claims it's 'part of the charm.'

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City Announces 'Bring Your Own Boat' Policy For Flooded Intersections
LOCAL PARODY

City Announces 'Bring Your Own Boat' Policy For Flooded Intersections

By News DeskNovember 22, 20254 min read

Following another round of severe flooding, officials insist it's not a drainage problem but rather 'water-based transportation innovation.' Kayaks now tax-deductible.

Traffic Study Finds 98% Of Baton Rouge Congestion Caused By One Guy Merging Wrong
TRAFFIC SATIRE

Traffic Study Finds 98% Of Baton Rouge Congestion Caused By One Guy Merging Wrong

By Transportation DeskNovember 21, 20255 min read

Extensive research reveals single driver responsible for daily I-10 gridlock. Citizens demand his license plate and Spotify playlist for review.

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